Monday 5 December 2011

London Chess Classic - Day 3 - You put your left pawn in, your left pawn out...

Tell me again how did you miss 60.f4?
I have just received a picture from my sister back in Glasgow.  I am supposed to be travelling tonight. 


As usual it is snowing.  There is a common thought that Scottish people are preoccupied with the weather.  Let me tell you that it is totally correct. There is a reason for it.  Only in Scotland is it possible to experience all four seasons in a day!

Back in nice, warm London, where I am not needing to wear my jacket, it has been an interesting morning.  Alex, in his own words, has been trying to teach his grandmother to suck eggs.  There were two of us on the Arbiters course.  Both of us are very experienced.  That has to be a nightmare to deal with

This morning I was not woken by my alarm, but by a call from the Wife, she had anticipated when I was going to get up and had called a millisecond before.  I'd love to know how Women know how to do that.



This week has been interesting, I am scared to look the wrong way as there is a camera crew here doing a documentary.  Everytime I look up the damn camera is pointing at me.  I want to scream...

Live chess is having a bit of a flakey and is refusing to FTP.  I will need to have a stern word with it.  We are definitely going to have to upgrade to gerbils, these hamsters are no good at all!

Was told something rather odd.  Apparently during yesterdays game some moves were transposed by the board.   I have head of that happening with the wireless boards but not the wired ones!

Watching the games today I think it is fair to say that Nosher was well and truly noshed by Aronian.  That was something special!

On the way to Euston tonight one of the train guards came up to me and mumbled something that was supposed to be English, he was looking for my ticket.  No problem and handed him my oyster card.  Next to me was a shifty character who was looking nervous.  No wonder, he didn't have a ticket.  Out of nowhere came 3 of the biggest guards I have ever seen and removed the gentlemen from the train. Was amazing!

Sitting down to oatcakes and cheese with a beer chaser.  Total bliss.  Now for some serious revision for my FA exam on friday!

Sunday 4 December 2011

London Chess Classic - Day 2 - Oh where oh where have our servers gone...

"Ye Cannie break the laws of physics" - Scotty on the Starship Enterprise

Whomever said that chess was not a popular sport is either deluded or a liar. Servers that have never budged an inch when in use are melting at the sheer volume of people who are wanting to watch these games.  Chess is a minority sport?  Try telling that to the millions we have logging onto our websites to see GM Aronian et al do battle with the royal game.


Life can be quite funny sometimes.  With me leaving early next week I won't be seeing Lara until after Christmas so we all went out for a meal last night.  I was waiting outside after with David Clayton when a couple of youths approached me, clocked the camera and asked if I was waiting for someone famous to come out.  Oh the temptation to say yes and kid on that our lot were pop stars!

Alex and Tim memorise their lines for Panto

Today has been interesting, we came in early to set up the wireless boards so we could make sure we had finally licked the issue with interference.  Glad to say it is working and we are kind of broadcasting the Open and Womens.  I say kind of as we are uploading but the server has gone into HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!111111!!!!!!WTFBBQ mode

Albert checks to see if he can begin forcibly removing the pesky photographers
David Sedgwick spoke to me this morning.  How would you like to take your FA exam on Friday 10am.  This will be an interesting conversation with my boss on Weds.  "Hey boss, you know how I have been helping this place out for months now.  Can I please have the favour returned so I can sit an exam..."

My perverse sense of humour surfaced again today when we received a mail from Chessbase offering to take some of the load on their servers (and really nice it was of them as well I should say).  I could not resist replying in German to confuse them!

This afternoon I think I died and went to heaven.  Albert came up to me as we were approaching the first time control.  There were three games in trouble and would I mind assisting?  I'll tell you something.  It is not easy doing that in front of an Audience here and an audience in the millions who are watching it live on the video streams.  I loved that experience.

I was originally covering the David Howell v Michael Adams.  David paused his clock and asked me to get an arbiter....  I went and took over the Nakamura v Aronian game and left Mr Sedgwick to sort that one one.

In the words of McDonalds "ICH LIEBE ES!"

London Chess Classic - Day 1 and I am getting nervous

I don't know what it is about doing this but there is always that butterflies in the stomach feeling just before play starts.  There are 101 things that can go wrong, from a blown network port (twice this morning) to a broken cable.

I love doing this event.  This year sees the top 4 in the world playing, in Glasgwegian it is "scary biscuits".  David is through in the Open section familiarising himself with the intricacies of the wireless boards.

It is now 15:50.  I have been through the mill.  Malcolm decided that he wanted the first move to be played by guests on all the boards.  Thankfully it was just the one that we had to take back.  So far so good in the Main tournament, we had to swap the clock on board 1 as it was not displaying correctly to the masses.

In the Open and Womens invitational, however...

The work area
 Things were not going so well, the computers are situated near a corner which blocks the signal to the wireless boards.  As a result we have only the bottom three boards going out.

Will reposition tomorrow and try again :D



Now I know my long suffering wife, Karen is going to laugh at this, but I have just been filmed as part of a documentary on Magnus Carlsen.  Anyone knowing my hatred of cameras will know that I didn't like it one bit.

In the end it was a fantastic day with a brilliant game from Magnus, we were all watching the monitors and collectively gasped when we noticed he had missed a mate in 1.  It was only then that we realised that was because he was in check himself :D

       
I know what I am doing...
Finally, I give you the only person in the world that could beat every one of these players, blindfolded and playing the pieces with his teeth...

Friday 2 December 2011

London Chess Classic - The set up

I am so tired.  It has been a long day today.  Sleeper arrived late after there was a signal failure in Carstairs.  2 hours we were there (apparently).  This meant that I faced the daunting prospect of crossing London with 8 sensory boards, 8 clocks, 8 sets, 8 wireless tranmitters, the batteries, 2 laptops, a camera and my clothes, all in all about 70Kg+ weight on a sturdy trolley during the rush hour.  Simples....

Ok maybe not so simples.  Euston station did not have a lift so I walked over to Kings cross.  Member of staff would not let me through so I demanded they get their supervisor.  He objected to my trolley saying it was not allowed.  I simply put it on its end and used it in the vertical mode it is capable of and the argument was ended.

Finally got over to Earls Court station.  There was no lift between the underground and the surface, even worse, it was stairs.  It is not often that I am grateful that the trolley has a stepper on it for stairs!

Arrived frazzled.  Dave and Steve were delighted to see me as were Albert, Adam, Tau and Malcolm.  I seem to have made an impression here before!

Something new for us to do this year.  A twitter game.  The GM's took on the world.  Honestly it was hilarious.  I was standing there assisting with the technical aspects of it with tears streaming down my face.  We really have to try this again, it was brilliant!

Do you think they really know who they were speaking to
 
In the end we have a scoresheet that was signed by them all that will be signed for a charity auction.  Roll on tomorrow and the start of the competition proper.

Oh and as a closing comment.  One famous person at the press conference today, seemed to think that there were 8 rounds in a 9 player all play all.

Thursday 1 December 2011

London Chess Classic 2011 - The calm before the storm

"The wave harmonic theory of historical perception, in its simplest form, states that history is an illusion caused by the passage of time, and that time is an illusion caused by the passage of history" - Fit the Eighth.


I don't believe I have gone over a month without a blog.  What am I thinking??  Well I am excited today, not because we are in December and Christmas is approaching, not because I am not at work today but, I am travelling down to the London Chess Classic for the third year running to setup and work the live boards. 


I will be there from tomorrow and back on monday travelling by sleeper.  I am so looking forward to this!  


Our wireless boards will be featuring, speaking to DGT, this will be the biggest tournament that they have used them in.

Unlike last year, I have not had to battle through snow and the sleeper is here.  I am currently sitting in the first class lounge enjoying an ice cold beer.

The prices are incredibly good.  £2.30 for a beer.


There is something scary about wandering around with £10,000 worth of equipment.  Call me paranoid but my muscles clench when someone looks at me the same way.


I am so looking forward to this.